August 2004

Monthly Archive

Wed 25 Aug 2004

Fatbirds

Posted by xslippy under Big Tits , Free Galleries , Bizarre , Fetish , Voyeur
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Tue 24 Aug 2004

Dirty-Dates Featured Member

Posted by xslippy under Dating , Personals
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my name is lisa i am sexy hot and horny
i am honest caring lovely and warm hearted i have blonde hair blue eyes i am bisexual and looking 4 female and cpls 4 1 2 sex groups sex bondage domination submissive other fetishes and fun and sex games i do not like any time wasters i am also like other kinky stuff and clothes and shoes and boots
 

Tue 24 Aug 2004

Womens Dictionary

Posted by xslippy under Jokes , Humor
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1. Yes = No
2. No = Maybe
3. Maybe = No
4. We need… = I want…
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = But you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good film on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something that you’re really not going to like

 

Tue 24 Aug 2004

Mens Dictionary

Posted by xslippy under Jokes , Humor
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1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I am hungry = I am hungry
5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
6. I am tired = I am tired
7. Nice dress = Nice tits
8. I love you = Let’s have sex
9. I am bored = Let’s have sex
10. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
11. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the
next 3 mins.
17. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person because I’d
like to have sex with you.
18. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay