Two blondes meet at the pearly gates of heaven.
The first blonde says to the second, “Hey! How did you die?”
The second blonde says, “I froze to death.”
“Wow that must be a terrible way to die. What’s it feel like?” says the first blonde.
“Well at first it hurts,” says the second blonde, “But after a while everything goes numb and it’s very peaceful. Like drifting off to sleep almost. How did you die?”
“Oh I had a heart attack,” says the first blonde. “You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me. So I came home early one day to catch him in the act. I ran into the upstairs bedroom but he was just sitting there reading a book. So I ran down to the basement and no one was there. I ran to the first floor but no one was there either. So I ran up the steps to the attic - but just as I was halfway up the steps I had a massive heart attack and died.”
“How ironic,” Says the second blonde.
“Why’s that?” Says the first.
“If you’d only looked in the freezer then we’d both still be alive.”
