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Sun 6 Nov 2005
Looking for ways to get even?
This one is a particular favourite of mine and you can giggle away to yourself for hours later knowing the inconvenience it will cause.
While your ex is in the shower grab hold of his mobile and go through the address book changing one digit on every number.
Simple and effective. 9/10
(thank you Gina, for submitting that one)
Wed 2 Nov 2005
Wed 2 Nov 2005
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.
Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.
Terrified, her husband screamed, “Stop! Please! You aren’t going to cut it off, are you?”
Placing the saw in her husband’s hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, “Of course not! I’m going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!”
Wed 2 Nov 2005
Tue 1 Nov 2005
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
“Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?”
“Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…”
“Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.”
“Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.”
“Three? When were they?”
“Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?”
“Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?”
“Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?”
“I can’t believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn’t be more moved. When was number 3?”
“Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?”