Mates in Minutes

A British radio DJ is mourning the loss of his 25,000 pounds ($48,000) Lotus Esprit Turbo car after his outraged wife sold the car on eBay UK for the grand sum of 50 pence (90 US cents)

Hayley Shaw became outraged after hearing her husband, Tim Shaw, interview model Jodie Marsh on his radio show. She became furious with the flirting but when Tim went too far by joking on-air that he would leave his wife and children for Marsh, Hayley completely snapped. She put his very expensive car on eBay with a buy-now-price of 50 pence (90 cents).

In what will go down as one of the greatest acts of marital revenge in history, Mrs Shaw wrote in the auction description : “I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next 2-3 hours before my cheating husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street.”

She finished with : ”I am the registered owner and I have the log book. Please only buy if you can pick up tonight.”

Needless to say, the car was snapped up immediately by eBay user ID “goddamn7” and Mr Shaw came home to find the driveway empty. He is now the unwilling celebrity on news programmes and the butt of jokes everywhere.

The radio station, Kerrang 105.2, based in Birmingham, said Mr Shaw was taking a few days off to talk things over with his wife.

“I am sick of him disrespecting this family for the sake of his act," said Mrs Shaw to the press. "Maybe it was childish but I had had a few drinks that night and I just thought I would get him back the best way I could. The car is his pride and joy but the idiot put my name on the log book so I just sold it. I didn’t care about the money, I just wanted to get him back," she added.

Oh, and to rub salt into the wounds, the buyer has left his positive feedback :
“thank you Hayley the car is excellent thank your hubby for me”

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=goddamm7&items=-1&item=-1&de=off
 

A wife who suspected her husband of foul deeds has humiliated him by sending a vitriolic email from his laptop to his entire contact database. Titled “Time to ‘Fess up!”, the email - purporting to come from PR company boss Paul Evans - was not exactly subtle.

“I, Paul Owen Evans, am a snivelling, cheating, lying, arrogant little piece of shit. No, that’s not right - I’m worse than that: I’m a despicable, deceitful, dodgy, DICKHEAD who doesn’t reserve this attitude just for his wife. Oh yes, one more thing - I’ve got an extremely small penis that couldn’t excite a woman’s nostril let alone anything else. Thus endeth my confession. Regards. Paul Evans.”

We understand that Mrs Evans was not in a good mood (and Mr Evans is none-too-pleased either). Unfortunately, among Paul’s contacts were his bosses at Seat, as well those at Volkswagen, industry top-nobs, rally drivers and, of course, contacts and friends.

At the time of the mailing, Paul was attending a big car launch in Barcelona and the first he heard of it was when friends called him up. Mrs Evans was confronted at the family home and admitted she’d sent it to upset him but wouldn’t go into any further details.

Again, the power of email has been clearly demonstrated. It was only last month that Claire Swire and Bradley Chait became Net celebrities thanks to their frank discussion over the merits of Bradley’s love juice. Now half the country has heard about Paul Evans and his wife’s suspicions.

Scary ain’t it?

Incidentally, we were very interested to note the different approaches to this story by the Mirror and the Daily Mail. The Mirror blacked out the words “cheating”, “lying”, “deceitful” and “dodgy”. It also starred-out the word “shit” but had no problem with “dickhead” - even though it was in caps. The Mail, on the other hand, had no problem with the non-swear words, but “shit” and “dickhead” had to be replaced by Xs.

Also, while the Mirror reports that Paul looked as if he “didn’t have care in the world” when he returned to London yesterday, the Mail reckoned he “struck a forlorn, desperate figure”. You could tell he was very upset, apparently. Amazing how a man could be both relaxed and desperate at the same time.

Most of the questions asked to sexual health experts are about men’s early ejaculations and women’s orgasm troubles. When you read this you may say: It’s normal, if man is coming off quickly, woman couldn’t have an orgasm! But if you really think for a few seconds, surprisingly, you won’t see any relation between these two events. Because, a man if he is not a boor, will prepare his woman to reach her orgasm before his ejaculation.

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The Magic of flirting

Flirting is the way most people determine whether or not a member of the opposite sex is interested in them. Following is a quick outline on how you should go about the complex, sometimes fun, sometimes not so fun, task of flirting. It all beings with your approach.
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“There are two superlative compliments you can receive from a woman: ‘I think you’re a master chef’ and ‘I think you’re a great lay;’ the two basic drives in life.”

- Rod Steiger

It is sometimes amusing how much time, energy and money that some men will invest to improve in areas that, ultimately, will have little impact on their true quality of life.

Yet, they have never considered researching or practicing their sexual skills. This is unfortunate because improving our sexual skills can have a dramatic impact on our overall quality of life; sexually, emotionally and socially.

Why is this?

I have found that most men assume that their sexual skills and abilities are something that they are given, like the color of their eyes, and that they are stuck with their present level of skills and performance.

They do not consider the possibility that sexual performance is something that can be as easily improved as your golf handicap.

Becoming sexually proficient is not a magical or mystical process.

Although very few men could truly be classified as great lovers, this is not because it is a particularly difficult task.

In fact, I would argue that it is much easier to become sexually proficient than to become an above average golfer.

Becoming sexually proficient will take only three things:

1. An understanding of some basic skills, exercises and techniques.

2. Proper motivation.

3. The right attitude.

Following are some of the attitudes that many Sex Masters find helpful.

If you are willing to change your outlook on your sexuality to include some of these attitudes, you should find that you can easily become sexually proficient:

Sex is a game, not a sport

I believe that the number one sexual problem of most men is that they do not enjoy sex!

Too many men feel as if sex is just another area of their lives in which they are expected to perform. Instead of enjoying sex, as it was intended, they start to worry about whether they are “succeeding.” If this is your attitude… stop it!

Sexual mastery is possible

Although it may seem simplistic, you need to believe that you have the ability to be in control of your sexual performance. If you have struggled sexually, it is probably difficult for you to do this. But you should know that this struggle is most likely the result of your lack of knowledge of a few tricks/techniques/exercises, not some deficit in your manhood! Many men struggle, or have struggled, before they learned the secrets of the Sex Masters.

Masters understand the “Tao of Sex”

One of the main things that I hope you discover as a Sex Master is that your entire body, not just your penis, is a sexual organ. Every square inch on your body can be sensual and erotic and can give you pleasure. From your scalp to the bottom of your feet, you can experience wonderful sexual sensations.

Sex masters are particularly aware of the similarities between male and female sexuality

Although male and female sexual genitalia are quite different, they are also surprisingly similar. At some point during the development of the fetus, either male or female sex organs are created…but they are created with exactly the same tissue and have many parallel parts. Sex Masters utilize this fact in better understanding the sexual responses of their woman. If our sex organs are similar, then many of the feelings and sensations that we enjoy our woman must enjoy as well. Similarly, if our woman finds pleasure in certain things…maybe we might too.

Success in life through Sexual Mastery

Some might feel that dedicating so much time and energy to developing your sexual enjoyment and competence might be a negative thing.

After all, isn’t there so much more to life than just sex?

In fact, many cultures, throughout the centuries, have held to the belief that we are essentially sexual creatures.

Eastern culture/ philosophy teaches that we are mostly manifestations of sexual energy. Ying and Yang are the two sides or “sexes” of this energy, but it is basically sex.

All of life, in one way or another, seems to lead us to sex in some way or other.

For all of these reasons, becoming a Sex Master is incredibly important.

When you have the ability to draw confidence, energy and power from the proper, successful expression of your sexuality…

Why should you go through life being bad at something so critical to your ultimate satisfaction and happiness?

Click hereif you would like an in-depth overview of more information on becoming a Sexual Master

Secrets only a woman knows - and she is telling it all

Beauty salon owner Ann May has shattered the female code of silence into a hundred pieces. Ann has revealed the simple steps you must take to meet, attract, date and bed stunning women in record time. Never before has a woman dared to expose these secrets and in such detail the contents should be triple x-rated.

Listen, the simple fact is: women are just not like us guys. They think different, look different, sound different, have a different aroma and handle their relationships different. And you love ‘em for it right…? Errr… well, most of the time…

…But have you ever tried to understand a woman or get her to tell you what she wants when she gets upset with you? It’s tough, right? She expects you to read her mind and just “know”. Have you ever found that with women? And if you cannot read her mind, have you noticed how she likes to be upset for a long, long time? Yes? Have you sometimes wondered if women are a different species?

The simple truth is this; only women can ever understand another woman. So they only ever say what they REALLY want from guys to other women. And they make certain there are no guys around, listening in.

But this is where Ann May has a unique advantage that will give you the killer edge with every woman you meet from this day forward. For the last six years Ann has owned and run a women only beauty salon.

Day after day, week after week, hundreds of women pass through Ann’s salon in this female only environment. And what do you think is their favorite topic of conversation? Yes you guessed it “us guys” - what we’ve done, what we haven’t done, what we did right, what we said, how we said it, how we performed and many more things too hot for you to hear, until later…

How to read the thoughts of stunning Women

Here’s a fact for you: over the last six years 46,157 women have passed through Ann’s salon, each with a story to tell about their latest guy. From instant first attraction to tear-filled bust-ups, from whirlwind first dates to endless nights of steamy passion, no subject is safe from discussion. That’s 46,157 stories from women about guys - and man, you’ll be astonished to hear some of the things women get up to…!! 

But this is not some bunch of freaky women, sat weeping about their problems in a therapists chair. These are normal, healthy, great looking girls - in a beauty salon looking sexy for you. Just the type of girl you are looking for, right? These are red-hot girls with golden tans, luscious lips and legs right up to their…

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Warning!! Be ready for a shock, because Ann May is about to tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about what women want and how you can give it to them.

In minutes you will discover the reasons why some guys can turn on women in a flash, with a few chosen words - and how you can be one of those guys by the end of this week.

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Do You Know?

• What to say in the kitchen to get him to put down the paper and notice you…

• The nine words you should never say before breakfast…

• The secret of making him look at you (and no one else) with love and desire in his eyes…

• The secret of making nearly every woman you meet green with envy over the way your man treats you…

• What to keep by your bedside to guarantee good morning kisses instead of an order of eggs over-easy for breakfast…

• A simple but fun game you can play that makes him want you all year long… The secret of getting him to make love to you as often as you want?

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